I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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