This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We talked him into tasing himself.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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