Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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