Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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