This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
