She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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