South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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