Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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