There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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