thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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