Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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