That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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