put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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