My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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