We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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