Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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