Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
