I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
handjob tips. give me some.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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