you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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