I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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