you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He shit in the fireplace
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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