I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Is it penis luge time yet?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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