I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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