Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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