So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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