@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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