Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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