every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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