it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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