It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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