Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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