he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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