I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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