he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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