After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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