what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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