Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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