Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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