Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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