We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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