He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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