Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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