We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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