i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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