spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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