i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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