Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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