she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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