You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize