I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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