If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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