Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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