that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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