We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
