ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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