apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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